This makes my brain hurt!

These are actual responses to a craigslist ad!  The only thing I edited were the last names and phone numbers!  This is the future of our country....

• Hi I'm ready to star work partime Job just can send it to me you adress and then go n person to Aply 

• Hello my name is Lindber A and I would like the oppertunity to work for you

• interested in your driving position call 562xxxxxxx bryant thx

• Hello, This is edgar m, i am 20 years old i worked for valet parking for 2 years im familear with la and i have a clean driving record since the day i got my license please contact me at 818-xxx-xxxx for the job listing on craigslist Thank you, 

• INTERESTED IN THE POSITION.

• hey how you guys doing my name is Omar O and i will like to work for you guys company if i get a chance i'm a hard worker, honest, with no criminal record, clean driving record i will do my best for the company so i hope i get a call at 562 xxxxxxx or email me back thanks..

• text me the deets 818xxx-xxxx 

Help me now!!!!